Does anyone care that The Happening came out on DVD today? The little movie that couldn't about vengeful plants that caused human suicide seemed vaguely relevant back in June but is totally silly…   Read Story »

Look, it's no secret that I feel about M. Night Shyamalan the way that vampires feel about stakes being driven through their hearts. DO NOT WANT. (That meme actually came from vampires in…   Read Story »

This is not a spoiler, because it's in any cursory description of the film, but The Happening involves plants and the wind that connects them and nature striking back at man for overstepping his…   Read Story »

Lindsay and I went to see M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening yesterday. It was truly an epic FAIL, although to be fair, the people who turned around in their seats and yelled at us "WHAT THE FUCK ARE…   Read Story »

M. Night Shyamalan pulled on his gym shorts and pushed his socks down so they bunched at his ankles, just over the lips of his high-tops. He looked at himself in the mirror. Mesh tank-top, check.…   Read Story »

Entertainment Weekly has an interview with M. Night Shyamalan this week in the run-up to tomorrow's release of The Happening. The interview mostly focuses on Lady in the Water, and I mostly focus on…   Read Story »

Look, it's hard to make movie posters. It's probably the hardest job on Earth. People in Darfur are like "If I had to choose between suffering genocide and creating movie posters, I would defini-[gun…   Read Story »

Citizen Marketing is where we catalog our favorite baby-Banksy agit-prop defacements of public advertising campaigns. Please send your own Citizen Marketing to tips@videogum.com. THE REVOLUTION WILL…   Read Story »

In retrospect, it's actually kind of funny how much I disliked M. Night Shyamalan without having seen Lady in the Water. Let's just say that the way that I hated him before was like a racist who'd…   Read Story »

In the lead-up to the release of his new movie, What's Happening?, M. Night Shyamalan battled his self-proclaimed press shyness to talk to the New York Times this weekend. The article is mostly about…   Read Story »