(Headphones up!) That night the shadow could hardly get any sleep. "If my human doesn't love me, who will? Who would ever love such an ugly ass bitch of a shadow?" Shadow tears formed on the…   Read Story »

I know it isn't Valentine's Day yet, and I'm sure you're not even wearing the lighted heart broach you bought to wear to the office (though you should be, because you might as well get a few days of…   Read Story »

As of today, February 4th, Valentine's Day is only ten days away. "Oh no! BUT I DIDN'T MAKE ANY RESERVATIONS YET AND NOW ALL OF THE NICE RESTAURANTS WILL BE FULL AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I DO THIS EVERY…   Read Story »

Sure, it is easy to laugh at a man who has a life-sized replica of a train in his basement because he has "always wanted to have a train in the basement." We'll roll our eyes and say, "Okay, train…   Read Story »

Well, I guess if you're going to release a video on YouTube wherein you propose to your girlfriend while she films you talking about alchemy and doing a magic trick, forcing us to assume that this is…   Read Story »

In a world full of Ryan Roxes -- kids out there making high-budget music videos with money from who knows where, promoting unhealthy lifestyles, living out their half-baked fantasies -- it's…   Read Story »

It may seem at first like there's a language barrier here, but don't fret...turns out they're talking about the universal language of loooooooove (and how not to speak it quite so loudly). (Via…   Read Story »

URGENT! URGENT! URGENT! URGENT! Drop everything you're doing right now and let it fall to the floor and shatter like your head is going to do in about five seconds when I give you this update…   Read Story »

HyperVocal has gathered up a bunch of their "best" pop culture Tumblr pictures that are tagged as "1995" and their list includes this BEAUTIFUL WORK OF ART. I can only imagine that this is a prized…   Read Story »

Up until now it has been unclear why dating and marriage TV reality shows have yet to lead to many stable, long-lasting relationships. All the elements are there -- being on TV, wanting to win a…   Read Story »