Life isn't getting any easier, I will tell you that much. If the recent events in Haiti have taught us anything, it is that we should all be a lot more grateful for what we have. The line between…   Read Story »

Will Smith is supposedly in talks to star in a remake-adaptation of Flowers for Algernon. On the one hand, BOO, obviously, but on the other hand, that might be the funniest thing I have ever heard of…   Read Story »

Let me just state for the record: I am a terrible dancer. I know that. I'm not confused about my dancing status. I'm not up here on Dance Mountain teaching an Advanced Class in I Am the Best Dancer.…   Read Story »

In your face, Transmorphers. Up in them gutz, The Day The Earth Stopped. Finally, an insane, hilarious knock-off that the whole family can enjoy. Ladies, I offer you: The Prodigy (or as it should be…   Read Story »

I understand why you didn't tell me you were making a music video. It is ridiculous! GO OUT AND GET A DAY JOB AND THEN DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB, BROKENCYDE! Right, guys? The directors of the video…   Read Story »

A woman has the Jesus statue in her yard stolen by professional criminals. (via Via Gina) That woman is such a good detective. It's obviously done by a child because of the lines drawn around…   Read Story »

The Paradise Hotel 2 finale last night was nuts. If season finales are intended to encapsulate not only the dramatic arc of a season, but also the spirit of the show at its very best, then this…   Read Story »