Do you want to talk about the commercials from the Super Bowl last night? I don't. They were boring! Stephen Colbert is a pistachio, a dog and a horse are friends, and a dot talked. Bruce Willis and…   Read Story »
Huh. Personally, I'm not sure that I would be more inclined to go to a dentist because they used Sweet Brown in their ad. No offense to Sweet Brown or the practitioners of the art of dentistry, I…   Read Story »
Pizza doesn't really need a commercial because we are all already very much on board with pizza. But leave it to pizza when pizza does have a commercial to have this commercial. Outta sight! Pizza is…   Read Story »
HEY, HAVE Y'ALL FOUND AN OUTFIT FOR JASON'S PARTY YET?! AHHHHHHHHH! AN OUTFIT FOR JASON'S PARTYYYYYYYYYYY!
What's always amazing about local commercials like this, just amazing every single…   Read Story »
In our modern world, we're surrounded by dangers, but many of them are easy to avoid with just a few simple precautions. Today we're going to discuss how to avoid being Bone Collector'ed.
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Looking good, everybody. Looking great. Good haircuts. Good eyeliner. Very exciting sexual chemistry in the foyer of a Springfield, Missouri hair salon. "Do we just fuck right here, Ty Barnes?"…   Read Story »
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.