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These days it's very hard to trust anything that anyone ever says, because the world is full of unapologetic, unabashed liars. "Best coffee in NYC," a convenience store's advertisement will tell you,…   Read Story »
How is your day going? Monday getting you down? Are the life and job that you told yourself would be temporary slowly becoming the life and job you'll have until you die? Or maybe you don't even have…   Read Story »
ATTENTION HUMANS! I KNOW IN THE PAST WE HAVE ISSUED MANY WARNINGS OF A POTENTIAL ROBOT UPRISING, MANY OF WHICH HAVE TURNED OUT TO BE FALSE ALARMS, AND EACH WARNING PAINTED THE ROBOT FUTURE AS BLEAK…   Read Story »
Watching all of those carefully constructed dominoes fall might make you think, "Why spend so much time and effort building anything if someday eventually all of those things will cease to exist?"…   Read Story »
Desperately trying to move our ridiculous baby bodies to a point where the necklace that is the weekend is within reach. Don't give up, guys! I know it seems impossible, but we're almost there!…   Read Story »
If I can make a generalization about humans, I think we all like to be remembered in a positive light. It is better to be thought of as that charming person you wished you could've talked to for a…   Read Story »
Some days everything just seems to work out somehow. You get home right in time to catch the UPS guy as he's leaving you a final notice, or you really want an iced coffee and then find two dollars in…   Read Story »
Let's take a brief moment to gasp in wonder at the overwhelming enormity and impossible beauty of the universe. NOW BACK TO THE BUTTS AND FARTS! (Via Neatorama.)   Read Story »
Dear Women, Please don't take offense to what I'm about to say. As a women myself, I understand the desire to not have any interests, goals, or hobbies. Once you have a man in your life there's…   Read Story »
It's important to remember sometimes that even though life is consistently difficult in varying degrees, it can also be -- if you let it -- a casual slide. It's all in the way you see it. The Casual…   Read Story »