I am so confused. Soulja Boy threw the first punch by making a video (after the jump) in which he challenged Bow Wow to a Lamborghini race, and whoever won the race would get the other’s Lamborghini. So doesn’t that presuppose that Bow Wow has a Lamborghini to gamble with? I’m sorry, I know that I’m already putting more thought into this than Soulja Boy has put into everything he’s ever done in his whole life, but how are you going to challenge someone to a Lamborghini race and then tease them for not having a Lamborghini? The logical progression of that fight is backwards. You make fun of someone for not having a Lamborghini before you try to win that Lamborghini from them in a race. It’s YouTube Power-Boasting Street Race Lamborghini Gambling 101. Duh.

Also, not that it comes as any surprise that Soulja Boy would be confused about the basic rules of chess, but it’s not checkmate when there’s a clearly delineated exit strategy. In this case a Lamborghini receipt. But what do I know. I don’t have a walk-on role in an upcoming episode of a CW show about the wives of football players.

Original feud videos after the jump.

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