Last week, Kirstie Alley fell down on Dancing with the Stars. This week she lost her shoe. Tragedy plus time becomes comedy, but I believe the inverse may also be true.   Read Story »

By now, you have surely seen the above clip already in which Kirstie Alley falls (well, is dropped) during her performance of the Rumba! on last night's episode of Dancing with the Stars. Afterwards,…   Read Story »

Dope ink, kid. (Hahaha. Cool talk. Just call me Wise.) Tattoos aren't forever anymore, right? They're all temporary? I'm just assuming I missed the international news story in which it was reported…   Read Story »

Oh man, this is THE BEST. I love that this trailer opens with Kirstie Alley rubbing her lip and then smearing frosting on the glass. Her body is just made of frosting now? I thought so, but I did not…   Read Story »

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Kirstie Alley was so nervous that her palms were sweating. Of course, Kirstie Alley's palms were always sweating, but she could tell that this time they were sweating because she was nervous, not…   Read Story »

Conan O'who? Jay Lewhosthisnow? The Tonight Shuh? No time for old snooze! America has a new feud brewing and it is awesome. As anyone who follows Kirstie Alley's Twitter (GUILTY) knows, her feud with…   Read Story »

Kirstie Alley is getting her own reality show about her "efforts to lose weight while raising two teenagers." I'm sure this will be respectful, edifying, and great for her career! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN…   Read Story »

Hahahaha. Unbelievable. I am willing to believe that impulse control is a serious enough problem for some people to the point of needing professional help. And I recognize that the human body comes…   Read Story »