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Listen mom, for crying out loud, if you're going to confuse the kid with a million questions about doughnuts of COURSE he's going to get a little turned around about the whole situation. But the…   Read Story »
There is almost nothing better than watching an adorable child be enthusiastic about something. Right? Almost any kind of thing. Like I'm sure it was very cute to walk into my bedroom when I was an…   Read Story »
Last night, some friends of mine were talking about the "I Like Turtles" YouTube video. I'm sure you remember that video, it is apparently a very popular one. I, on the other hand, did not remember…   Read Story »
Please write this down: when I die, I would like my funeral to be a joyous celebration* of life for all of my loved ones, with plenty of good food and loud music, and I would like these krumping…   Read Story »
No one is crying, right? We're all just, as a group, not crying and just acting totally normal and not even WANTING to cry about anything in particular. We're all just thinking about how we're…   Read Story »
This is just the best motivational speech I have ever heard. I've never been on a sports team ("I don't believe it"), but if I were ever on any type of sports team this is the speech I would want to…   Read Story »
We're gonna need a bigger stroller! Alternatively: Where we're going, we DO need strollers! "Huckabeast is doing so great today, guys! FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!" -Everyone (Thanks for the…   Read Story »
Funnily enough, this reminds me of another Nicki Minaj song: "I'm the Best." (Thanks for the tip, werttrew and Ian.)   Read Story »
To the best of my understanding, having children is mostly miserable. When you first get one, they poop and pee everywhere, and I mean EVERYWHERE (thank you, ladies and germs!). Then, once they get…   Read Story »
I'm an adult, I don't really care about the Academy Awards, and I find Anne Hathaway difficult to watch. (She seems like a frigid jerk and her face is so sharp it cuts my eyeballs.) But even I got…   Read Story »