How is anyone supposed to figure this garbage out? It's Christmas. If we're not going to be allowed to raise our number cards whenever we want now, regardless of what the song is instructing and…   Read Story »

That's all there is to it, really. You're very good at this and you seem to be enjoying yourself. When I was a kid the mere sound of any sports arena filled me with anxiety and here you are on the…   Read Story »

HEY, LET'S GET THESE KIDS SOME COFFEE, HUH? Who cares if, say, they woke up at 4AM and couldn't get back to sleep because they had to go down the list of every single thing they were worried about,…   Read Story »

Seriously, toughen up. You're almost three. (Via TheDailyWhat.)   Read Story »

It was over a year ago that we were first introduced to our "Inspirational Bike Kid." He continues to be perfect and a bright, beaming source of inspiration, but sometimes -- especially in these hard…   Read Story »

Uh, dad? Did you ever stop for one second and think that your kid might actually want to PLAY WITH HIS TOY rather than send it into space on a balloon? Ugh. Some dads are just so selfish. It's like…   Read Story »

Don't let this little kid out-do you! Get out there! Put on your clothes and get ready to yell at the day while your brother plays drums and some other baby, I'm sure, plays guitar offscreen, making…   Read Story »

Kids these days with their dedication to living life to the fullest and creating their own fun. I'm sick of it! Whatever happened to sitting around in the dark and waiting for death to take you? Huh?…   Read Story »

When I was a child, I desperately wanted to change my name to either Rainbow Brite or Strawberry Shortcake. Both great names! Rainbow Brite is certainly a more "ordinary" name than Strawberry…   Read Story »

It's hard being a kid. You have so many questions and almost all of them are so stupid, and the rest of them you can't know the answer to yet because you're only a kid. Rough. So you're often left to…   Read Story »