Showing All "Kevin Bacon" Posts
Jan 10th 13 Comments
Kevin Bacon's and Kyra Sedgwick's dog, Paulie, has died at the age of 13. R.I.P. You are in heaven now, wearing a diamond studded collar and chomping on foie gras snackums with the angels.   Read Story »
Sep 1st, 2011 8 Comments
Kevin Bacon was so tired of being famous and he wanted to see what it was really like to be a regular guy going about his day without being constantly recognized by strangers, so he put on his…   Read Story »
Aug 31st, 2011 26 Comments
You know how celebrities are always saying that the thing that they want the most is a blowjob from a real life mermaid to just be able to go out in public for once in their lives without being…   Read Story »
Jun 23rd, 2011 62 Comments
For awhile, it looked like Chace Crawford might star in the Footloose remake, but then that fell apart, I guess. This was after Zac Efron already backed out. At this point, you might think they just…   Read Story »
Jun 6th, 2011 110 Comments
There is a very specific type of disappointment that you only get with big budget summer movies. It's not crushing or anything, it barely even registers as disappointment. It's just this vague,…   Read Story »
May 23rd, 2011 117 Comments
There was a moment in this year's season finale of 30 Rock where Liz Lemon walks into the writers' room and finds Frank and Lutz and Twofer playing videogames and she is like "why are you guys still…   Read Story »
Apr 7th, 2011 59 Comments
Well, I will say the same thing I said when the How Do You Know trailer came out: "I actually like romantic comedies, the problem is just that to so many of them are terrible, but I hope this one is…   Read Story »
Mar 4th, 2011 39 Comments
Fine. Look. Here is my concern: it isn't with this movie itself, which looks perfectly "subversive" and like a real "roaring chuckletrain" or whatever those movie quotes said, but between this and…   Read Story »
Dec 2nd, 2010 72 Comments
Ha. This is six degrees of FUNNY ADVERTISING! Oh, still definitely not going to buy a Logitech Web TV, though. Sorry, Logitech, if you guys thought this would make me buy a Logitech Web TV. I'll make…   Read Story »
Jan 12th, 2009 11 Comments
In this new Funny Or Die video, Kevin Bacon introduces us to his prank show, "Bacon'd!", and proves once again that he totally gets himself:
Kevin Bacon is what Gary Busey would be like if Gary…   Read Story »


























