It is one thing for awful 18-year-olds to use a bad reality show to get "famous," it is even worse when an even more awful 900-year-old Tommy Wiseau vampire uses those awful 18-year-olds to get a…   Read Story »

The economic crisis is affecting everyone. Why, just the other day, there were a bunch of imaginary layoffs at the imaginary company where Audrina Patridge pretends to work, and she was like "OMG, I…   Read Story »

I'm tired. Watching this show is like carrying a dead body over rocky terrain. Not that I have any idea what that's like, and I'd be happy to never actually compare the two experiences. But it's so…   Read Story »