Today, Judge Judy turns 69 years YOUNG. HERRPY BERFDAY, GORRRRL! Sergned, Madea.   Read Story »

Oh no! Judge Judy was rushed to the hospital (yesterday)! She reported suffering from intestinal discomfort ("THERE'S TOO MANY FARTS IN THIS FART MACHINE!") but is now saying it is simply exhaustion.…   Read Story »

"The real problem with tattoos is that they're not permanent ENOUGH. Sure, I will have this on my body for the rest of my life, and obviously that's great news, but what about after I die? What if I…   Read Story »

When it comes to court shows with judges on TV, I will say the worst and cruelest thing anyone can say about any television show or type of television show: "No thanks, I would rather be alone with…   Read Story »

As the final tremors of the earthquake subsided, Judge Judy gripped her frail, mean-spirited hands together to keep them from shaking. "Close call, Judes," she thought to herself. "You almost bought…   Read Story »

At any given time in Southern California, a shit ton of people are apparently videotaping themselves. It hasn't even been 24 hours since yesterday's earthquake, and there are already casual videos of…   Read Story »