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Well, that happened. And while I know that we still have a full season's worth of episodes left to unravel the mysteries (or is it tie up the mysteries?) of this show, last night's two-hour premiere…   Read Story »
J.J. Abrams is great, but his new show sounds like the opposite of that. "They're as likely to make a marinara sauce together as they are to bug an embassy," says one insider. Whoops, that's your…   Read Story »
Look, I don't really care about Trent Reznor or Nine Inch Nails, but I respect that people do care about that stuff. You want to fuck Trent Reznor like an animal, or whatever. He's the whole reason…   Read Story »
Oh Fringe, with your almost insultingly ridiculous pseudo-science nonsense, your Canal Street X-Files knock-off mysteries, and your constant chase scenes. I gave up on you a long time ago. But…   Read Story »
Earlier this month, when Air France flight 447 disappeared off the coast of Brazil, it was a horrific tragedy. Total nightmare fuel. The fact that an airplane carrying 228 people who were now…   Read Story »
Gizmodo compares the the size of the new Starship Enterprise from JJ Abrams Star Trek (probably the best movie ever made, basically*) to the previous Enterprise, as well as other spaceships in sci-fi…   Read Story »
OK, I lied. I said that I was going to stop watching Fringe, but I have not stopped watching Fringe. I have only stopped writing about it. Not that I don't wish every week that I was able to quit…   Read Story »
Whuuuuuuuuuuuuut?! First thing's first, as they say in sports: nothin' but SPOILERS. So, Jacob. He is real, and he is pretty cool. Even back in the 1600s he talks like a normal dude. One imagines…   Read Story »
Obviously, I don't care about the Star Trek franchise. No one does. I mean, supposedly lots of people care about it, some of them caring about it too much even, but I don't know any of them. And I…   Read Story »