Dear daytimetvshow@gmail.com, No. I don't love everything about Jessica Alba. The ONLY thing I love about her is her home decorating style. Here is my SSN: 420-69-1776. Love, Gabe…   Read Story »

Wait. There is a Jessica Alba nude scene in Machete, but the nudity was CGI? Unacceptable! TO THE STREETS! A RIOT AWAITS! (Seriously, though, what? Let's end this. All of it.)   Read Story »

Teaser trailer for Meet The Little Fockers, you guys: Sure. Whatever. This exists now. I am curious if there are actually people out there who just cannot wait to see what is going to happen…   Read Story »

There's a trailer for Robert Rodriguez's fake-but-now-real-but-still-kind-of-fake movie Machete out today. Personally, I prefer when people make good movies by trying to make good movies (and bad…   Read Story »

Jessica Alba is really hot. Kind of. I mean, she is. In her face. But the more you learn about her, the less hot she seems. For one thing, she's not very good at acting, which is her job. And that's…   Read Story »

Jessica Alba is in discussions to join the third installment in the Meet the Parents series. Now, the most important thing, of course, is that there is going to be A THIRD INSTALLMENT IN THE MEET THE…   Read Story »

Valentine's Day is a romantic comedy about Valentine's Day, coming out next Valentine's Day. It's actually kind of weird that it will not be until the year 2010 that someone makes a romantic comedy…   Read Story »

Jessica Alba stood in a business plaza in downtown Chicago dressed in cargo pants and a bikini top holding a burlap sack. She wore a baseball hat pulled down low and sunglasses to be "incognito,"…   Read Story »

According to TMZ, Jessica Alba is in some trouble because some photos have surfaced of her putting up shark posters? Around Oklahoma City? Late at night? To increase awareness about great white…   Read Story »

Last night's special SuperBowl episode of The Office was typically-for-this-season medium-funny, but the subplot that involved Pam, Jim, and Andy watching a pirated upcoming movie, "Mrs. Albert…   Read Story »