Dear Ladies, I know that none of us want to look at a picture of Snooki. Believe me. She is not a person that is or has ever been on any of our radars. But, uhhhh...I want NEED to talk to you…   Read Story »

Listen up, GEEKS! Have you ever wanted to be as famous, appreciated, and admired as the cast of the Jersey Shore? And have you ever wanted to go on a reality show specifically looking for geeks under…   Read Story »

When I did study abroad in college, because that's right ladies, I went to college, I knew a dude who eventually told me that the first time we met he was fully expecting me to open a beer bottle…   Read Story »

Here's an article about how great Louie is! Have you ever heard of that show? I hear it's good we should all check it out sometime, I don't know when it's on or what channel it's on or who is in it…   Read Story »

A trailer has surfaced today for a show that MTV made before they made Jersey Shore called Bridge and Tunnel, which is basically the same show but for some reason they didn't air it and they just…   Read Story »

I'm not going to pretend I know a whole lot about the hit television series Jersey Shore. (Generally I assume people like to pretend they know A LOT about it. It's on everyone's OK Cupid profile…   Read Story »

Georgie Shore trailer, you WANKERS (get it? I hate it!): Poor England. First Gwyneth Paltrow buys all their castles, and now this! Just kidding, those bullocks deserve it. NEXT TIME DON'T…   Read Story »

As you may know, the next season of Jersey Shore will be filmed in Italy, which, well, right. When the first season of this show aired, some people complained that it portrayed Italian-Americans in a…   Read Story »

You probably had one set of racial stereotypes about Asian people but K-Town is about to give you A WHOLE DIFFERENT SET OF RACIAL STEREOTYPES! Ding dong ching chong! Right, you racists?   Read Story »

Point: "You're never too young to look bangin." - Snooki Counterpoint: "That is not even remotely true. Sometimes you are absolutely too young to look bangin." - Human Beings with Decency,…   Read Story »