Personally, I'm not a huge Anne Hathaway fan. Sorry! She just seems very pinched and cold to the point of being emotionally unavailable and possibly cruel. The words "vagina dentata" come to mind. If…   Read Story »

Hey, want to guess how Rick Santorum responded to the news that the Pentagon is easing some gender restrictions for women in combat, opening up nearly 14,000 of the 250,000 positions they're…   Read Story »

It doesn't matter how hard you try to do what you think is right for yourself and for those you love. Because we are all human beings trying to figure things out for ourselves before we die and go to…   Read Story »

In the run-up to this year's Golden Globes, which Ricky Gervais will be hosting again, and also the American premiere of his new show, Life's Too Short, which looks very so-so but clearly has its…   Read Story »

I want to say that this guy is a jerk, but this is actually the best touchdown celebration I have ever seen. (And I've seen lots. Big TD fan.) GO TEAM!!!! (Via BuzzFeed.)   Read Story »

I've never owned a cat. I lived with a cat once and it killed all the mice in our house, which was nice, but it also peed on everything and was unaffectionate and kind of acted like it didn't even…   Read Story »

Hey! Remember during Tracy Morgangate last week how I told that story about Jo Koy telling the exact same miserable joke and being a jerk? Well, now look.Oh jeez. Come on, jerks! Go to bed!   Read Story »

Obviously (OBVIOUSLY), because this video is about prom and because this video is for sophomore bitches, it contains some NSFW language, so headphones up, or WHATEVERRRR: I think the most…   Read Story »

After the jump, you can (and should) watch the trailer for a new documentary called The Bully Project about the bullying crisis in America. I think it goes without saying that I HATE BULLIES. Sorry…   Read Story »

Your crosswalk is a real jerk. Fuck you, too, crosswalk.   Read Story »