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Apparently there are people out there who think this newly identified species of monkey looks like Jake Gyllenhaal. I do not see it and, frankly, am shocked that no one is comparing it to that ruined…   Read Story »
PUT DOWN WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND READ THIS IMPORTANT NEWS ARTICLE IF YOU WANT TO EVEN KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD THESE DAYS! YOUR VERY LIFE MIGHT DEPEND ON IT! From People (via…   Read Story »
Want to watch Charles Schulz draw Charlie Brown? Of course you do. "I really relate to that character." - You, "I was Charlie Brown for Halloween twice, once was a group costume." - You, "I dated a…   Read Story »
Whoa! This is Jake Gyllenhaal on the set of his new movie, End of Watch. He plays a police officer, which is somehow even less believable than when he played a soldier in Jarhead. I mean, a soldier…   Read Story »
Love and Other Drugs is actually based on a memoir called Hard Sell: the Evolution of a Viagra Salesman. (Hard Sell! Do you get it?! Penises.) Now, as we have all learned from writers like David…   Read Story »
Haha. Whoa. BOLD CHOICE, MR. JAKE! Obviously, this is ridiculous, not only because THAT SHIRT, OBVIOUSLY, but also how ugly it is? It is as if Cafe Press was just bought out by a three year old who'd…   Read Story »
Vanity Fair has released its annual "Hollywood Issue," complete with its annual "glossy photo of famous people slinking all over each other like they are about to do it, which maybe they are,…   Read Story »
Source Code looks pretty good! Jake Gyllenhaal is trapped in a Star Wars trash compactor and he has to keep having a Groundhog Day to save a train that is Unstoppable but then he falls in love with…   Read Story »
The Internet will continue to sit quietly and wait for an apology from whoever did this.   Read Story »
This movie looks really good! Although, I am a little confused why being in the source code means literally being stuck in some Star Wars trash compactor. "You are in the Source Code that is also a…   Read Story »