Videogum » Isabelle Fuhrman http://videogum.com Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:45:19 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 The Orphan Poster Needs More Taglines! http://videogum.com/78332/the_orphan_poster_needs_more_t/movies/movie-posters/ http://videogum.com/78332/the_orphan_poster_needs_more_t/movies/movie-posters/#comments Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:30:04 +0000 Gabe Entertainment Weekly points out that there are kind of a lot of taglines on the Orphan poster. It’s true! Usually a poster only has one tagline, something catchy and half-clever to give you the vaguest sense of what the movie is about and to entice you to see the movie. But this thing is all over the place. There is something wrong with Esther. Yes. Like, you mean that her face was Photoshopped by someone taking a night course in Photoshop at the local technical institute’s Graphic Arts program? But also can I keep a secret? Like the secret about her Photoshop face? Is the secret that something is wrong with her? Because that’s not a secret. You just told us that. Is the movie about how Esther is really bad at keeping secrets? There is something wrong with Esther’s ability to keep secrets, so can you do it?

As far as I’m concerned, though, this poster doesn’t have ENOUGH taglines. Waitress, more taglines please!

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