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It has been almost two years since young Falcon Heene climbed into a magical space balloon and soared into the collective imagination just kidding. He didn't! He was in the attic, or whatever! As you…   Read Story »
Two weeks ago was the one year anniversary of Balloon Boy's Falcon Heene's dramatic and exciting adventure through the skies into a box in the attic. Of course, what had at first seemed like a…   Read Story »
Somehow, the New York Times failed to report this story on the front page of its newspaper ("all the news that's fit to FAIL"), so we are a little late in posting our own remembrance, but last…   Read Story »
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, of MTV's Jersey Shore, has filed patent documents to legally trademark his nickname. Now THAT is a (hilarious) situation.   Read Story »
You know who uses dry, ordinary toilet paper? Poor people. Introducing Aaah?, a revolutionary new product that allows you to squirt a dollop of aloe-infused foam onto your toilet paper, making your…   Read Story »