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Jun 16th, 2011 41 Comments
It has been almost two years since young Falcon Heene climbed into a magical space balloon and soared into the collective imagination just kidding. He didn't! He was in the attic, or whatever! As you…   Read Story »
Oct 28th, 2010 70 Comments
Two weeks ago was the one year anniversary of Balloon Boy's Falcon Heene's dramatic and exciting adventure through the skies into a box in the attic. Of course, what had at first seemed like a…   Read Story »
Apr 12th, 2010 39 Comments
Somehow, the New York Times failed to report this story on the front page of its newspaper ("all the news that's fit to FAIL"), so we are a little late in posting our own remembrance, but last…   Read Story »
Feb 2nd, 2010 16 Comments
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, of MTV's Jersey Shore, has filed patent documents to legally trademark his nickname. Now THAT is a (hilarious) situation.   Read Story »
Jun 30th, 2009 37 Comments
You know who uses dry, ordinary toilet paper? Poor people. Introducing Aaah?, a revolutionary new product that allows you to squirt a dollop of aloe-infused foam onto your toilet paper, making your…   Read Story »

























