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I would like to grab the microphone and unleash a string of profanities and then activate the emergency slide, grab two beers, and JUMP OUT OF THIS WEEK! You guys know what I'm talking about?…   Read Story »
Between the young man getting hit by a truck and the young man learning there was a maggot eating his eyeball, it has been a pretty rough week out there for young men. Of course, some of us are not…   Read Story »
The TCAs are this week, whatever those are, and today NBC announced that 30 Rock would be doing a live episode this season, which is neat enough, I guess. At the very least it will be something to…   Read Story »
For the first time since the April 20th explosion aboard the Deep Water Horizon oil rig, BP is reporting that oil is not gushing out of a fucking hole in the ocean. This is great news! Sort of! I…   Read Story »
For a short week, this was actually one of the "newsier" weeks in awhile, at least as far as OUR KIND of news is concerned. Obviously, our lives have been straight DOMINATED by one thing in…   Read Story »
I wish there were a machine that could replace all of the blood in my nervous system with barbecue sauce. Admittedly, that would almost certainly kill me. If it wasn't barbecue sauce's inability to…   Read Story »
I'm not sure if you guys have noticed this or not, but we have entered a sad new phase of the BP oil spill, which is the phase where there is literally nothing much to say about it and yet it…   Read Story »
World Cup Fever! SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE! Right, guys? SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE! Get it? Sports talk. Has anyone been watching? I really like watching the World Cup, but I haven't been watching…   Read Story »
I still cannot get over the Alvin Greene thing. In the comments thread on that post, Godsauce tries to argue that this is a legitimate outcome from a primary election. Incredible argument! You have…   Read Story »
You guys, Chace Crawford was arrested last night for marijuana possession! You think you know a teen hearththrob and then they go and do something like this. Now all the kids who look up to him (so…   Read Story »