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Two of my very good friends are getting married this weekend, and so I am sitting on a cross-country flight to attend their wedding. (That's right, I have friends. Jealous?) Do you even understand…   Read Story »
We all logged onto the Internet today willingly, so.   Read Story »
Get it? I mean there's no reason for you to get it yet, I haven't explained it, but it's like the gatorade ads, except with Breaking Bad's Mike Ehrmentraut. You get it.   Read Story »
Every year in January there is that trend piece that goes around about how scientists determined that January 14th is the "most depressing day of the year," or whatever, I'm so bored right now that I…   Read Story »
This "Star Wars Call Me Maybe" video has been online for a whole month, and it has more than 6 million views, and yet somehow, the implosive black hole that we all would have assumed this video would…   Read Story »
Hey, guys. Let's talk! Family meeting! How are you? OK, good, enough about you. Let's talk about Videogum. We are now deeeeep into our fourth year. Does that seem crazy to you? It should. That's a…   Read Story »
If the Internet was the Arc of the Covenant from Indiana Jones (it's not, but if it was) then this compilation of Ultimate Trampoline FAILS would be the cleansing fire light that melts the Nazi faces…   Read Story »
Kelly normally does the afternoon link round-up but she's not in today. Well the hell if I am going to do it! You cannot fire a man who has nothing left to lose. Also, it is Friday, and so naturally…   Read Story »
1. Yikes. 2. So, Chatroulette still exists. 3. Lotta dudes! 4. I do like when the people enthusiastically sing along right away because they are clearly Internet pros. 5. Gross though a little…   Read Story »
We have a lot of fun at the expense of rapper Chet Haze around here, and yet we just spent the past hour in an un-air-conditioned sweat box apartment trying to find something--ANYTHING--to end the…   Read Story »