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Just Because

Gabe — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 20:28:04 +0000

For no reason, really. Could be anything.

Perhaps The Best Ice Cream Cake In All The World

Gabe — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 11:43:41 +0000

ICE CREAM AND CAKE AND CAKE, ICE CREAM AND CAKE AND CAKE, ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE! Ice cream cake, you guys! Love it. Some people who I just made up call it The King of All Cakes. I wish I had an ice cream cake right now. I would put my whole face in it. “Oh, sorry, this one is mine. You should make a run for the border. Did I use that reference correctly?” But really I wish that I had this ice cream cake (after the jump). It is easily the best ice cream cake on Earth. It combines my three favorite things: ice cream cake, Twilight, and LOLOLOLOLz.

You Guys, We Should Buy More Ice Cream Cake

Gabe — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:47:56 +0000

I’m tired of all these viral marketing campaigns and too-clever-by-half ads where you don’t even know what the ad is for*. There’s no reward for me in figuring out what your weird puzzle ad means when I know that at the end of the day all it means is you redesigned a pack of gum, or whatever. I’m even tired of this supposedly “banned” Sprite ad that is going around today. Admittedly, that is not a puzzle. Or if it is a puzzle, it is a very easy puzzle. SOLUTION: Sprite satisfies your thirst for a torrent of semen. It’s called branding, and Sprite is really smart about doing it.

Enough, Don Draper! Just show me something that I want, and make it dance.