G4 Hates Your Guts

Gabe — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:21:29 +0000

The World: Do you think a show where people have to eat a bunch of food and try not to puke is a good idea?
Gabe: No.
The World: Have I ever listened to you before?
Gabe: Indeed you have not.
The World: Correct, because I hate you.

So this exists.

(via College Humor)

That one guy is right, “you really can’t prepare for anything like this,” because to attempt to prepare would mean you had agreed to be on the show, which means you’re the dumbest, which means what are you going to prepare? How to not put your pants on upside down? They should tape this show on the edge of a cliff so that when contestants exit the gyroscope there’s a chance, not a sure thing but a chance, that they’ll stumble to their deaths. And when I say “contestants” I mean “development executives” and when I say “gyroscope” I mean “G4 programming meeting.”

But there’s more to this show than just eating and puking.

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G4 Hates Your Guts