This Cat Just Gets It

Gabe — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 14:30:38 +0000

Aren’t you guys SOOOO tired after last night’s The Oscars? It’s crazy how exhausted you can feel after all that ADRENALINE leaves your system. This guy knows what I’m talking about. He won the Moon Man for Sexiest Nap!

ABC News Does A Fucking 6 Minute Interview With Hello Fucking Kitty

Lindsay Robertson — Fri, 29 May 2009 14:23:21 +0000

At first glance, this ABC News Now (ABC’s lifestyle cable network) interview with Hello Kitty, or, I’m sorry, a “pop culture journalist” lady who speaks for Hello Kitty, because Hello Kitty can only stand there, bow, and make “Oops!” gestures because she doesn’t have a mouth, seems just funny because it exists. But nooooo, it’s so much even stupider than that! These are two grown women (and someone in a Hello Kitty furry suit) who probably went to journalism school, and they’re talking reverently about (“It’s considered an honor to be involved with Hello Kitty”) and interviewing an inanimate object. Ladies, look at yourselves! You’re full grown adults! I truly believed that a network news organization would never ask a man to participate in a charade like this, but then I remembered pretty much everything Al Roker has ever done. Here’s the interview with Hello Kitty that America apparently wants:

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This Cat Just Gets It

ABC News Does A Fucking 6 Minute Interview With Hello Fucking Kitty