Showing All "Heidi Montag" Posts
Aug 1st, 2011 11 Comments
Back in 2009, we declared an end to giving any of the fools from The Hills any more attention, but I'd hardly say this counts as attention. It's just two sad liars, one wearing a permanent monster…   Read Story »
Jul 1st, 2011 39 Comments
A show about former reality TV celebrities, terrorcore rap artists, and the Eliot Spitzer prostitute OPENING A RESTAURANT? Yes, please. Famous Food trailer, you guys:
Oh man, this show!…   Read Story »
Jun 20th, 2011 11 Comments
Wet Hot American Summerpaintings. You love these! -BuzzFeed
The Onion, as The Americans for Fairness in Awarding Journalism Prizes, wants a Pulitzer. -AFAJP
Patty Duke and George Takei promote…   Read Story »
Jun 8th, 2010 55 Comments
Main Entry: en·ter·tain·ment
Pronunciation: \ˌen-tər-ˈtān-mənt\
Function: noun
Date: 15th century
1 : the act of entertaining
2 : archaic : maintenance, provision b obsolete :…   Read Story »
May 27th, 2010 38 Comments
Oh. Oh noooooo. Now, for those of you who have been keeping score, I vowed to stop writing about cast-members of The Hills a long time ago. They are honestly human garbage. I'm not saying they don't…   Read Story »
Sep 2nd, 2009 39 Comments
Trailer for season 6 of The Hills, you guys:
It's hard to figure out what Kristin Cavallari says in the part that's bleeped out. "You [bleeped] with the wrong girl, dude." Hmmm. "You have devoted…   Read Story »
Jun 5th, 2009 29 Comments
The Hills ended last Sunday with a one hour finale in which Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were married, Lauren Conrad "quit" her "job," and Kristen Cavallari showed up as if somehow we were supposed…   Read Story »
Jun 2nd, 2009 31 Comments
I'm going to start out by saying this: we will not be regularly covering I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here on this site. I know that saying that is like calling someone to tell them you're never…   Read Story »
Jun 1st, 2009 13 Comments
Spencer has changed. Says Spencer. He has breakfast with Heidi's long suffering mom, Darlene, and explains that he's been going to therapy. He's already done the early-20's "sleazy guy thing," he…   Read Story »
May 26th, 2009 14 Comments
Heidi is getting married. To Spencer. Our great national nightmare is almost at its end, just as the long, personal nightmare of the Pratts enters a new phase. Spencer has won the approval of Heidi's…   Read Story »


























