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Obviously, she waited an appropriate amount of time after Aurora and Sandy Hook to come forward, but Heidi Montag has finally broken her legendary silence about how guns is "her favorite." American…   Read Story »
As Gabe has already pointed out, this has been a trying week. All of that garbage AND we had to say goodbye to our friends on 30 Rock AND we don't get to live the lives of either Nick or Jess, so…   Read Story »
Remember Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt? They were on The Hills. One of them has a sad plastic face and the other one has a scary troll face? Well they are on a press tour for their season of…   Read Story »
Whoa, remember these old friends?! Our pals! Back for the holidays! Just to put things in perspective, during the last presidential election, some people thought it mattered who these dumb dumbs were…   Read Story »
Back in 2009, we declared an end to giving any of the fools from The Hills any more attention, but I'd hardly say this counts as attention. It's just two sad liars, one wearing a permanent monster…   Read Story »
A show about former reality TV celebrities, terrorcore rap artists, and the Eliot Spitzer prostitute OPENING A RESTAURANT? Yes, please. Famous Food trailer, you guys: Oh man, this show!…   Read Story »
Wet Hot American Summerpaintings. You love these! -BuzzFeed The Onion, as The Americans for Fairness in Awarding Journalism Prizes, wants a Pulitzer. -AFAJP Patty Duke and George Takei promote…   Read Story »
Main Entry: en·ter·tain·ment Pronunciation: \ˌen-tər-ˈtān-mənt\ Function: noun Date: 15th century 1 : the act of entertaining 2 : archaic : maintenance, provision b obsolete :…   Read Story »
Oh. Oh noooooo. Now, for those of you who have been keeping score, I vowed to stop writing about cast-members of The Hills a long time ago. They are honestly human garbage. I'm not saying they don't…   Read Story »
Trailer for season 6 of The Hills, you guys: It's hard to figure out what Kristin Cavallari says in the part that's bleeped out. "You [bleeped] with the wrong girl, dude." Hmmm. "You have devoted…   Read Story »