Kevin Bacon's and Kyra Sedgwick's dog, Paulie, has died at the age of 13. R.I.P. You are in heaven now, wearing a diamond studded collar and chomping on foie gras snackums with the angels.   Read Story »

Back in March, a tribute to George Carlin was held at the New York Public Library. Not sure why March. That is neither the month in which George Carlin was born (May), nor the month in which he died…   Read Story »

Leona Helmsley's dog, Trouble, the richest dog in the world (12 millionaire) has died. R.I.P. Trouble. You are in heaven now, mocking the angel plight of the poor angels. Also: here is a video of a…   Read Story »

It is being reported that musician Andrew Gold has died. From People: Andrew Gold, the singer-songwriter best known for 1977's "Lonely Boy" single, died Friday in his sleep from a heart attack. He…   Read Story »

Oh no! Genuinely! That is the second time I have written "oh no" today but the first time was a joke. Sad news (that is also the second time I have written "sad news" today, but let's just put our…   Read Story »

Over the weekend, the Guardian UK published an interview with acclaimed physicist Stephen J. Hawking in which he explained that he did not believe in an after-life, which he called "a fairy story for…   Read Story »

Director Sidney Lumet died over the weekend. He was very good at his job and he will be missed. R.I.P. Sidney Lumet. You are in heaven now, writing books about movies that the angels will read in…   Read Story »

Well, sure. No, of course. If you think about it, the weird thing is that we haven't seen this picture BEFORE. Hey, here's a question: do you ever get the feeling that heaven isn't actually going to…   Read Story »

Elizabeth Taylor, who was hospitalized six weeks ago for congestive heart failure, has died at the age of 79. Reports ABC News: Taylor, a two-time Academy Award-winning actress who in later life…   Read Story »

(May 21, 1972 – March 9, 1997) I remember there being an Onion article back in the day about his death with a headline that read something like "Heaven Running Out of Food" and I just want…   Read Story »