After the jump, a three minute behind-the-scenes commercial for a commercial about e-cigarettes starring longtime smoker Stephen Dorff. Oh, yes, that is correct! There is so much demand for a Stephen…   Read Story »

Ugh. Kids. So dumb. No duh. NEWS AT ELEVEN! Hahahah. BREAKING. Here is the real news story, though: How is it even possible that kids are still daring each other to do things for a dollar anymore…   Read Story »

If you've been paying any attention to the important things happening in the world around you over the past couple of weeks, then you know that Amanda Bynes has been hitting just about every other…   Read Story »

OUR generation's "Someone Like You." (Via RopertPopper.)   Read Story »

UPDATE: apparently this story is "fake." Well, you know what, you got me again, Internet! Oh, man, come ON! Someone stole a bunch of DVDs, which already, dude, those aren't your DVDs. If you want…   Read Story »

In a recent profile piece on American reality TV star, Kim Kardashian, and her multi-media "brand" in The Guardian UK, Kim talks about her brief and unsuccessful marriage to basketball player Kris…   Read Story »

When you're out there on those mean streets, you gotta get yours, kid. You know what I mean? It's hard out there for a shrimp. This is a dog eat dog world we live in, and its cutthroat, and other…   Read Story »

This is just a great way to start the day AND get ready for the beach. We all have to make sacrifices, men and women. (And also boys ranging from 8-15.) Are push ups sacrifices? Let's just say that…   Read Story »

Whenever I see a fake rap video like this that is somehow simultaneously the laziest and most industrious thing of all time, that clearly required hundreds of all-campus email chains, dozens of…   Read Story »

"Almost all of the serious injuries that happen every year come from illegal fireworks." - This PSA. It's weird that they haven't rebooted The Preventor yet. Kids love that guy. They definitely…   Read Story »