I'm going to give you a quick peak behind the curtain at how the sausage is blogged, and then at the end, let's just agree to tear the curtain down and set it on fire and stop eating sausages and…   Read Story »

Uhhhh. Well, OK, let's start at the beginning: it is already weird that there are ads for milk. Right? Are there really that many people out there who have not heard of this whole milk thing? Or,…   Read Story »

It is already a little bit off-putting when Hollywood insists on remaking some of your favorite films because it's like wait, what happened, did we destroy all of the copies of the film and we aren't…   Read Story »

There is something to be said for having a really straight-forward idea. "This is just a movie about cowboys and aliens." I like it! There's an honesty to it that is refreshing, and I know that it's…   Read Story »

Will Stephenie Meyer write more Twilight books? I don't know, does she want more money? She does? Oh then yeah probably she will write more Twilight books. -Movieline Mila Kunis used a butt…   Read Story »

Videogum's World, Videogum's World, GIF time, excelleeennt. That's a new thing I'm working on. Still hammering out the details but I think it's got promise. Let me know if you have any…   Read Story »

Shia LaBeouf faced Harrison Ford on the foggy countryside at dawn. Church bells pealed in the distance, marking the almost impossibly early hour, and the trees glowed softly in the growing light. The…   Read Story »

Harrison Ford called Shia LaBeouf an idiot! FINALLY, A GOOD OLD FEUD! There's a whole context to it that is super boring and involves, like, Shia LaBeouf criticizing that Indiana Jones movie that…   Read Story »

We all get older, you guys. We're all getting older right now! By the time you finish reading this, you will be older than when you started. Sorry to get so deep with you right at the end of the day.…   Read Story »

OK SO BASICALLY IT IS JUST TRAILER DAY THE WHOLE WORLD DECIDED? JUST AT LEAST GIVE US A HEADS UP NEXT TIME, PLEASE, HOLLYWOOD, SO THAT WE KNOW WHAT'S COMING. I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT SNACKS! AND TAKEN A…   Read Story »