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Gwyneth Paltrow has released the latest issue of GOOP and this week (month? quarter?) it is all about losing that unwanted arm-flab using the trusted work-out techniques of a known liar and thief.…   Read Story »
Iron Man 2 trailer, you guys: I am glad that they replaced Terrence Howard with Don Cheadle. You can just tell from this trailer what an important change that was. Slow down, Don Cheadle! Save…   Read Story »
A woman chose to live her life by the laws of Goop for some reason. Blogging ensues. I'm sure Meryl Streep is going to be amazing in Rebecca & Gwyneth.   Read Story »
It's not like people didn't know that Tyra Banks was ridiculous and awful. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating everything in the medicine cabinet, but have you seen her…   Read Story »
Fun Fact: Abby Elliott, from Saturday Night Live, actually did a Gwyneth Paltrow impersonation as part of her Saturday Night Live audition tape. It's true. What I'm saying is that this parody of the…   Read Story »
These two ladies are really going blow for blow these days. "I'm the worst!" "No, I am the worst!" Stop, you're both incredibly awful! Is it possible to have a Mexican stand-off with just two people?…   Read Story »
Gwyenth Paltrow's head vs. Kate Gosselin's head: everyone loses.   Read Story »
And so it begins. Viral marketing website for Stark Industries. Iron Man II comes out in just one billion more months!   Read Story »
First off, you're going to want to start with one completely over-inflated sense of self-importance that allows for the belief that you should show people how to cook something for some reason even…   Read Story »
From the latest issue of Goop (via GoldenFiddlr), you guys: Doo Doo. Perfect. She probably wrote this one herself because she didn't trust her ghostwriter to get the tone right. Nailed it. I'm…   Read Story »