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The extended Justin Bieber C.S.I. death sequence is like one of those things that has existed for all of time, we just didn't know how to see it yet. But now our eyes are open. Forever.   Read Story »
Wait for it. Obviously, most of this seems pretty reasonable, you know, picnic stuff. But I don't see a cooler anywhere? HOW DO THEY KEEP THE DRINKS COLD? (Thanks for the tip, Brandon.)   Read Story »
On last night's The Daily Show, Jon Stewart made an uncharacteristically (although also kind of totally characteristically) somber assessment of this weekend's horrifying events. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!   Read Story »
The Mechanic poster has been out for awhile now, it is not new. It is a big gun made up of smaller guns! I am pretty sure it started out as a Threadless t-shirt? (SIDENOTE: has anyone noticed how…   Read Story »
Sensational. AND FREEZING! I'm still not entirely clear on what the special effect is. Is this how they made the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park? Hopefully when I get two of these for Christmas I'll be…   Read Story »
Sometimes it is enough to just be happy without all the CHIT CHAT about why. (Via   Read Story »
Don't worry, though, you guys, the headline is ONLY THE BEGINNING. From the SmokingGun: NOVEMBER 17--Like most Americans, Steven Cowan has been perplexed by Bristol Palin’s curious ability to…   Read Story »
It has been a couple of weeks without any Jeremy London news. Ever since he agreed to star in Celebrity Rehab with Doctor Drew to get the help he so desperately needs from a garbage TV doctor for his…   Read Story »
We have a lot of fun with the Dales Peterson and Carlys Fiorina and Tims James of the world. They make such hilariously ridiculous political campaign ads! The 2010 election, with its tea bags and its…   Read Story »
You know what I hate? Child abduction. Hate it! Yuck! Oh, child abduction is the worst. I have always felt this way. You can go through everything I have ever written or said in my entire life…   Read Story »