Showing All "Gross" Posts
May 20th, 2011 12 Comments
Last night, Bradley Cooper went on Conan to talk about Very Bad Trip 2 and recounted a gross anecdote that is gross and so gross. Gross!   Read Story »
May 13th, 2011 31 Comments
Behind all the glitz and the glamour of blogging is news. Yes, we blog from solid gold, heart-shaped jacuzzis in castles made of cocaine and cashmere, but we are blogging about actual THINGS that are…   Read Story »
May 13th, 2011 23 Comments
Look, I'm not going to lie to you, Buddies.
Being given my membership card to The Very Cool Club For Once And Future Videogum Bloggers was one of the most exciting moments of my life. Even when…   Read Story »
Apr 12th, 2011 56 Comments
CORRECTION: bibs ARE just for babies. (And caricatures of Italian-Americans.) But sure. Yes. I mean, let's be real: this world is full o' slobs. If the planet is 80% water, then the human population…   Read Story »
Feb 7th, 2011 177 Comments
I will say this about Splice: it is gross, and it is trash, and I didn't really like it very much personally, but beyond that I'm not sure there is that much to say. It seems like some people really…   Read Story »
Jan 3rd, 2011 54 Comments
In the flush of the holiday season, it was almost possible for a moment to forget that the world is an endless and inescapable nightmare. Would an endless and inescapable nightmare have so much EGG…   Read Story »
Dec 10th, 2010 87 Comments
"I love playing video games! They're just a really fun distraction from the day-to-day stress of my normal life. In a lot of ways I like them even more than movies or TV because you are kind of,…   Read Story »
Sep 17th, 2010 48 Comments
I'm sure no one smells glasses filled with cat urine or pops grains of cat littler into their mouth and eats them in this cat littler commercial.
Whoops! I was wrong. It's funny how you can be…   Read Story »
Jul 15th, 2010 72 Comments
Gross. Barf. Earmuffs. From the Playboy:
“To be honest I don’t remember too much about it,” the 22-year-old actor shared. “All I remember is I had been awake for almost 86 hours, I was on…   Read Story »




























