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Did you know that Robin Wright and Ben Foster are engaged? How did Ben Foster manage that? How did the Internet manage to keep me out of this Hollywood secret for WEEKS? (They got engaged at the end…   Read Story »
I haven't been in school in many years, so correct me if I'm wrong, but -- it's the place you go to when you need to buy groceries? Hahahaaaha, ahh, just kidding, I know what school is. What I was…   Read Story »
I know it's going to be tempting, but you're just going to have to trust me on this one. DON'T! (Via reddit.)   Read Story »
I don't have any children of my own, YET, hi ladies, but I've done my fair share of babysitting (ALWAYS BE ON YOUR GRIND) and I've seen movies and stuff. The point is: babies, right. Yes. For sure.…   Read Story »
Yesterday we reported (JOURNALISM BY JOURNALISTS) that Leonardo DiCaprio has reconvened the Pussy Posse (gross, sorry) but now with a whole new cast of characters. Goodbye David Blaine. Hello Bradley…   Read Story »
Supposedly this robot cockroach is one of the fastest robots in the whole world. Uh, yeah. It's crazy how quickly it MADE ME BARF. Robots are fucking gross, dude. LOOK IN THE MIRROR, SKYNET! Time to…   Read Story »
Schools should replace those smoking animal posters with posters of this guy. They can say, "You might think it's cool at first, like 'Whoa, how does he even do that?' But at the end of the day, you…   Read Story »
Of course I have to introduce this video of a spider dancing to the song "Cuban Pete" by saying that you should absolutely not, under any circumstances, watch this video. I'm sorry that I had to even…   Read Story »
1. Either drive or walk to the nearest grocery store. 2. When entering the grocery store hesitate for a moment -- should you get a big shopping cart or just one of the little ones that you carry?…   Read Story »
Doug Hutchison, the 52-year-old man who married self-proclaimed teenager, Courtney Stodden, has FINALLY broken his LEGENDARY silence on the proper usage of the term "child molester." OH THANK…   Read Story »