That's why you don't invite "aspiring comedian" Max Rice on your garbage liar TV show -- HE WILL PRANK YOU THE F UP! With large gaps between words and no discernible political or comedic agenda and…   Read Story »

Grinnell College in Iowa has designated a couple of floors in one of its dormitories "gender neutral" at the request of their transgendered students. Obviously, that shit is just TOO MUCH for the…   Read Story »

As you all may have noticed, the "Are You Ready For Some Football?" song by Hank Williams Jr. that has opened every Monday Night Football since 1991 was curiously absent from last night's Monday…   Read Story »

This week's fan fiction, posted yesterday afternoon, was a story in which Fox and Friends anchor Gretchen Carlson hung herself in her office, such was her excitement to get to the heaven that she…   Read Story »

Gretchen Carlson's hands were shaking so hard, she could barely get the bottle of Aquafina to her lips, and some of the water spilled down the front of her silk lilac blazer. Her throat was so dry it…   Read Story »