Showing All "Glenn Beck" Posts
Oct 16th, 2009 67 Comments
Oh boy. What is this buffoon even talking about anymore?! Remember when America pretended that AIDS didn't exist as we found ourselves mired in the Iran-Contra Affair? That Coke commercial aired…   Read Story »
Sep 18th, 2009 27 Comments
Asks Time Magazine. Here is a sample quote from the article, taken out of context: "yes."   Read Story »
Sep 3rd, 2009 31 Comments
Glenn Beck went on an amazing rant last night about Communist symbolism in American architecture (the scourge!), you should really watch it (here). I can't do an effective criticism of all his…   Read Story »
Aug 31st, 2009 94 Comments
Like, duh. He is not a very smart person. Them is just FACTS. Oh, he has some strengths. Like, he's very good at making sure that words are constantly coming out of his mouth. Some of those words…   Read Story »
Aug 25th, 2009 52 Comments
It was reported yesterday that 16 more companies have pulled their advertising dollars from Glenn Beck's talk show, including Airware Inc. (makers of Brez anti-snoring aids), Ancestry.com, AT&T,…   Read Story »
Jul 16th, 2009 22 Comments
Glenn Beck sat at the head of a long table, enjoying a fine, populist cigar and a very expensive glass of humble whiskey, all paid for with money that he had earned by pulling up his Italian leather…   Read Story »
Jul 16th, 2009 59 Comments
Glenn Beck had a meltdown on his call-in radio program. Good for him!
It's like a blowhard conservative pundit's bar mitzvah up in here. NOW BABY GLEN BECK IS A MAN-BABY! Look, I'm not even sure…   Read Story »
Jul 14th, 2009 39 Comments
Lots Of Love! OK, so, the confirmation hearings for Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor began yesterday. Now, as is the tradition in these proceedings, the first day is dedicated to opening…   Read Story »
Jun 24th, 2009 26 Comments
Glenn Beck was on The O'Reilly Factor last night complaining about whatever, and he illustrated some point about ACORN with a Barbie dream house ripoff and a bunch of generic Barbie-type dolls. Glenn…   Read Story »
Apr 2nd, 2009 11 Comments
Making fun of Glenn Beck is so fish-in-a-barrel that it's recently become a national pastime, but somehow, Tuesday night, Stephen Colbert managed to rip the weepy, self-righteous, horrible Fox News…   Read Story »



























