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Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

Kelly — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 21:15:13 +0000

The Austin Powers franchise is getting a Broadway musical, THANK GOD. Finally another actor gets the chance to take on the roll of Mini Me. Do you think females can try out for that role? Actually, do you think me and Gabe can play Mini Me and Dr. Evil? I’m pretty sure Gabe loves musicals and would extra love to take part in an Austin Powers one. Email us at drevil.minime@brdwy.plz/perfect. “Yeah baby.” #shag -NYPost
The teaser trailer for Lena Dunham’s new HBO series Girls went online today! It will premiere in April and I will watch it then, even if it turns out that I only kind of like it. -HBO
Speaking of HBO things that went online today, here is the Game of Thrones season two trailer! -HBO
There are a lot of Louis C.K. things to cover so here they all are in one single bullet point. Ok, I’m sure we all know this but just in case we don’t, you can now purchase Louis C.K.’s special online for $5. Great. Also, there is a long feature about him in Rolling Stone. ALSO, he answered questions on reddit today. The End!
The popular Twitter account @shitgirlssay is now either a web series or at least a web video. To be honest and real with everyone, I enjoy this Twitter account. I’ve always wanted to send this one in, but I never have: “I’ll pay you in baked goods!” That one’s pretty good, right? No need to respond because I am well aware that it is very good. -@shitgirlssay
So I guess Anthony Bourdain wanted to include a little Christmas short about this scary Alpine Christmas creature called Krumpus in his No Reservations Christmas special, but it was too gross and scary to actually air on TV. So now you can watch it here on the Internet! Great. I already did, it was a delight. -BestWeekEver
Daniel Craig thought Quantum of Solace sucked, just like you did. That guy just looooves to keep it real. It’s almost like, hey, maybe keep it a little faker sometimes, Daniel Craig! Relax! -FilmDrunk
Meryl Streep is on the cover of Vogue. Congrats! I thought only people who could fit into the sample sizes could be on the cover of Vogue? Where did I hear that? Have they stopped doing that? Some of my favorite things to talk about are things that I am unsure of that make me look dumb. -Dlisted
Here are photos from Barbara Walters’ “10 Most Fascinating People” special. Are we all on it? Click to find out! -Celebuzz
Watch this, it’s people pogoing on pogo sticks. It’s pretty extreme. I swear! -TheDailyWhat

Little Girl Makes Bird Noises And Is Forced To Be Cool

Kelly — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 17:30:40 +0000

Remember when you were a little girl and you had a weird talent that your parents would force you to perform any time there were lots of people gathered around? We all had it, I’m sure. Surely it’s not the case that only SOME children had parents who would force them to perform their weird talent in front of groups of people at every get-together, even though you could tell even the groups of people were growing very tired of it? My thing was singing the Ren & Stimpy theme song. Hahahahaaaaaaaa. Hahah. I haven’t thought about this in a long time, please excuse me. It wasn’t actually a talent, obviously, it was just that I’d imitate the guitar from the theme song to Ren & Stimpy and my parents would make me do it in front of crowds of relatives. How embarrassing! I cannot believe I was forced to do that. That is is way more embarrassing than this video, which is actually not embarrassing at all and just very cute and most importantly cool. It’s basically everything my thing was not. UGH. Actually, I hate this little girl? Turns out I hate her. Too cute, too cool, and seriously way too stylish. BOOOOO. You can hear her warming up her bird chirps at the beginning of the video, but the best part starts 1:40 in. Let’s watch it, I GUESS.

A Simultaneously Very Gross And Very Cute Video Of A Sneeze

Kelly — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 17:00:15 +0000

I am so torn about this video. On the one hand, even though that little boy featured in the video is very cute and tiny and as a woman maybe I should feel more inclined to take care of the situation than make a gross face and feel nauseated, this is just completely out-of-hand gross to me. Holy moly! It’s not even that weird! I cannot even explain why it is so gross (probably the problem of getting boogers in the mouth?) but I do need to stop thinking about it and I apologize for bringing this video to you if you feel the same way. On the other hand, the girl featured in this video is just so exactly correct in her response that I can’t help but be drawn to the whole ordeal. I guess that’s the bigger idea about little kids. They are always disgusting but then they’re always adorable, very silly, and very stupid except for when they are very smart. “Kids.” “Boogers.”

This Is Just A Good World Record

Gabe — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 14:15:36 +0000

YouTube: “Erin O’Keefe and Amy Milano slapped each other a combined 174 times in 15 seconds using slices of pizza seconds, a http://RecordSetter.com world record.” Oh good. PROVE IT.

Yay! THEY DID IT! Congratulations, of course, to Erin O’Keefe and Amy Milano on this incredible achievement. Congratulations also to everyone who commented on the YouTube page, you guys really set some records of your own. Here are a few of my favorites:

Chicks With Steve Buscemi Eyes

Gabe — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 20:00:42 +0000

You literally asked for it. Please everyone stop sending tips about this now thank you!

Best New Party Game 30: Guy Movies! And Also Girl Movies!

Gabe — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 21:42:58 +0000

Don’t you hate it when you go to a party and all you want to do is play a pun-based word game centered on your obsessive love or, or at least knowledge of, movies, but all the guys are standing on one side of the room and all the girls are standing on another side of the room? That’s the worst. And so common! It happens almost every day to most people, probably. Well not THIS party. Get out there and have fun. Mix it up!

Guy movies! And so:

• Stan By Me
• Lou the Right Thing
• Dan’s With Wolves
• Million Dollar Barry

Girl movies! And so:

• Annatar
• An Inconvenient Ruth
• The Silence of the Pams
• Dude, Where’s My Carla?

Especially fun for couples in love! (Via @HateTheDrake.)

All Girl Juggalo Mosh Pit. You’re Welcome!

Gabe — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 09:39:14 +0000

I do not know what your New Year’s Eve looked like. Maybe you were at a fancy night club spilling Moet on your micro mini. Maybe you were at home, putting makeup on your cat. I don’t know! All I know is what my own New Year’s Eve looked like, which is this mosh pit of all girl juggalos (also known as juggalettes, no duh).

2010 is going great so far, right, you guys? We got magicians walking around this bitch. (Thanks for the tip, Mike and Sean.)

Hollywood Is Developing A Barbie Movie, Ladies!

Gabe — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 09:06:33 +0000

All your dreams are finally coming true, girls. A full-length, major motion picture featuring your favorite hero on a wonderful adventure. Probably. “Barbie has to destroy the All-Spark by shoving it into Ken’s mouth after a drawn-out shape-shifting battle on the streets of Mission City.” Something like that. “Imagine the #1 movie of all-time, Confessions of a Shopaholic, but with a lot more CGI.” Ugh, stupid Hollywood. Barbie Idea Jeans, right, you guys? Although I do hope they cast this guy as the star. Here’s an executive explaining what’s taken so long in getting the Barbie movie off the ground. From Variety:

“The brand wasn’t ready for a movie,” Dickson said. “In the last 10 years, Barbie has evolved from a toy into an intellectual property. We’ve already had enormous success in the entertainment industry. Barbie has a proven track record in home entertainment, there have been live stage shows, live symphonies and other non-traditional forms of entertainment. There is a flagship store in Shanghai. There are a lot of ways we are already communicating with Barbie’s audience, and there is a richness to the brand as an entertainment property.”

Uh, LIVE SYMPHONIES? Huh? But ooh, a flagship store in Shanghai! This guy is right, then, it is definitely time for an awful movie adaptation. The brand wasn’t ready (?) but now the brand is ready (?). It’s just the logical progression. It goes popular toy – live symphonies – flagship store in Shanghai – movie adaptation. Look it up in your Success Textbook. It’s right there after the chapter on dressing for the job you barf not the job you fart.

Barbie Is My Tattoo Artist

Lindsay Robertson — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 09:29:56 +0000

The next movement in the skankification of the American girl-child is Barbie-administered temporary tattoos, which will prepare our girls for the body modification they will need to attract those big Hooters tips. I was expecting the tattoos. I wasn’t expecting the gun:

“Be who you wanna be: a miniature skank!” But really, this is sad. (Via Fey Friends.)