Here is a Drive car air freshener with Ryan Gosling on it and seemingly no background info so let your imaginations run wild, EVERBODIES! -BWE Someone made an action figure remake of Raiders of the…   Read Story »

During a Q&A after a 30th anniversary screening of Raiders of the Lost Arc this week, Steven Spielberg was asked how he felt about George Lucas's insistance on continuing to tweak Star Wars until…   Read Story »

Saying "the nerds are mad about Star Wars" is basically the same thing as saying "the nerds are." Being mad about Star Wars is the nerds' constant. But, you know, guess what. The nerds are mad about…   Read Story »

Obviously, George Lucas is a maniac. He's a big fat billionaire who makes children's movies about racist space creatures and gay robots. He lives in a militarized compound and gave birth to all the…   Read Story »

Oh great. This ought to ensure that people keep automatically posting and freaking out about anything and everything Star Wars related on the Internet for the next 300 years.   Read Story »

Here is a parody of the Parks and Recreation opening credits but about Jabba the Hutt. Why? This is the Internet. Do you ask the SUN why it SHINES?   Read Story »

Jake Lloyd is a 20-year-old young man who is like a lot of 20-year-old young men. He went to high school, and suffered the casual cruelties and careless aggressions of adolescence. He took a year off…   Read Story »

The People Vs. George Lucas trailer, you guys: All adults! Everyone in this movie is a fully grown adult complaining about children's movies. I'm surprised they had time to sit down for a…   Read Story »

George Lucas was in Washington this week to talk to congress about an alternate internet service reserved for educational purposes. Fair enough. That is acceptable. It was his answers to questions…   Read Story »

I know that I am losing in my campaign against Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, which is weird since I have more money and much more public support than either Spielberg or Lucas…   Read Story »