Showing All "Gene Simmons" Posts
Jan 30th 15 Comments
In return for this endorsement, Mitt Romney has promised that if elected, he will move Simmons Family Jewels to PBS.   Read Story »
Jul 27th, 2009 48 Comments
This weekend marked the end of Comic-Con: 2009. Of course, amidst all the Lost spoilers, and Avatar screenings, and Tron teaser trailers, and Green Hornet car displayings were hundreds of adults…   Read Story »
Jun 16th, 2009 35 Comments
Advertising Executive 1: Gene, baby, we've got to get the word out on the streets about the new season of your reality show, and we've got some ideas.
Gene Simmons: Hit me.
Advertising Executive 2: A…   Read Story »
Jun 27th, 2008 8 Comments
lindsay: this is going to be a short fight
gabe: ZING
lindsay: tmz described it as like childbirth in reverse
lindsay: so I'm never having kids now
gabe: tmz is an asshole
gabe: i don't know that…   Read Story »
























