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Thank you. Please don't forget to grab your complimentary shovel on the way out, and do remember that grave sites are first come, first serve. #pray4bieber (Via HuffingtonPost.)   Read Story »
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What do you think of when you think of Anderson Cooper? His beautiful face and hair? That time you saw him in midtown? His giggling? His terrible daytime television show, and the time he held a fat…   Read Story »
FUN FACT: the letters of the TLC network once stood for The Learning Channel! Impress your friends at your next mud fart party! Between this and Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, TLC is almost finished with…   Read Story »
By now, you have probably seen the video that Casey Niestat either did or did not make for Nike in which he supposedly squanders his entire budget to go on a trip around the world with his friend Max…   Read Story »
We flew all the way to England and made this PSA about "rubbish" collection to tell you thank you for using our website. Music by Kelly Conaboy. Lyrics and melody by Gabe Delahaye. (Thanks for the…   Read Story »
How are you going to celebrate this important occasion?   Read Story »
Yuck. Why is he talking like that? He sounds like he's trying out for the role of "Precocious Baby" in Who Framed Roger Rabbit 2. And why is everyone SO dirty? It seems like we might need to address,…   Read Story »
"We've all heard of Snakes on a Plane but what about snakes in your pants? And this was no movie." IS THERE A NOBEL PRIZE FOR NEWS?! "There's a great joke in there, but this is a family…   Read Story »
The E! network announced today that not only will it be broadcasting Kim Kardashian's wedding to Kris Humphries, but that this special event will be four hours long. PURRRRRRFECT. Unrelated: do you…   Read Story »