It's hard out here for a shrimp, you guys. And it's not getting any easier. Yesterday I made a joke about the comical impotence of running down the street in flopping boat shoes to confront your wife…   Read Story »

I don't know if this is a joke or what, but it's even funnier than Olympic speed walking: freestyle canoeing, which, from this clip, appears to involve dressing up in a costume and "dancing" in a…   Read Story »