Showing All "Freddy Krueger" Posts
Jun 21st, 2010 19 Comments
Rich FourFour has found a documentary that confirms the homosexual tendencies of Nightmare on Elm Street 2. SIDENOTE: Camp Exodus is a dangerous lie perpetuated by assholes, but it would be kind of…   Read Story »
Mar 15th, 2010 18 Comments
"A lot of people will say, you gave Billy dolls? But he's a boy! Well, he wanted them, OK? It just seems to me that people should mind their own business and raise their own children. There's nothing…   Read Story »
Feb 25th, 2010 25 Comments
Snow fell softly through the charred remnants of what used to be a child's bedroom, and somewhere in the distance, although it was hard to tell from what direction exactly, a clanking, thudding…   Read Story »
Feb 25th, 2010 20 Comments
The new trailer for the A Nightmare on Elm Street remake proves what I have always suspected about the original: NEEDED MORE VLOGGING.   Read Story »
Feb 23rd, 2010 78 Comments
Huh. Welcome to my new nightmare? Because my new nightmare looks an awful lot like my old nightmare. I'm not saying that I don't appreciate the effort! But, I mean, I used to have this nightmare…   Read Story »
Dec 4th, 2009 32 Comments
Do you have your boots on? How about your raincoat? You're going to need it for the fountains of blood and the rivers of a dark, oil like liquid. We're not sure what that one is. Look out for the…   Read Story »
Jul 23rd, 2009 15 Comments
You could go look at the first teaser poster for the remake of Nightmare on Elm Street, OR, you could go listen to the hilarious Paul F. Tompkins bit about the guy who dresses up like Freddy Krueger…   Read Story »

























