If you walk in on your parents having sex, just go downstairs and shove some pasta in your face. Don't ask any questions. Whatever you do, do NOT have a conversation with the people raising you. They…   Read Story »

Fake and anti-gay! This is a pretty good protest, though. You know what a protest is, right? Where you bring a wooden stool and a bowl and an acetylene torch and stand on the front lawn of a…   Read Story »

By now you have definitely heard at least something about this Chick-Fil-A stuff, right? You're on Facebook. Everything's happenin' on Facebook these days! Anyway, this chain restaurant that sells…   Read Story »

Many of you have probably been following the Chick-Fil-A news lately, but for those of you who have always been kind of annoyed at the presumptuous way in which a blog will just breathlessly launch…   Read Story »

On the heels of Jerry Seinfeld premiering his new web series Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (in the first episode, Larry David eats a pancake!) comes another mildly confusing Seinfeld-spin-off that…   Read Story »

I'm not sure what you guys want to talk about, but I'm pretty sure it's not this video, right? Totally, no, I know. This video! Gahhh! No way! Let's talk about anything else. The way your jeans smell…   Read Story »

It must be hard when you're a high-caliber criminal working at the top of his/her field to scan the headlines and see lesser crooks getting attention. This one stole a tricycle from an autistic…   Read Story »

Maybe this video will finally convince people what I have been saying for years, which is that pizza is art and it should hang in a museum. Support the local arts scene! Buy more Domino's pizza! (Via…   Read Story »

As part of his Chicago week of shows, Conan sent Jack MacBrayer and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to the legendary House of Assholes: the Wiener Circle. (This is as good a time as any to rewatch the…   Read Story »

Noah, go easy on the Barq's! A lot of times you will hear adults talk about childhood moments like this as some kind of completely lost and inaccessible form of incredible pleasure untarnished by,…   Read Story »