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Haha. Is it still a demo if it's PERFECT? We have crossed the Uncanny Valley and now I don't even know where the hell we are. Yogurtland, probably. "Get real." (Thanks for the tip, Hassian.)   Read Story »
In my house, eggs are a weekend thing. Most Saturdays and Sundays you can find me cooking eggs, LOL. I make a pretty good omelette. In one pan I'll cook up some red onions, mushrooms, cherry…   Read Story »
Nowhere is safe. Everything poses a mortal threat. Flapjacks = Death. Lock your doors. Wear a SARS mask. Eat matzoh. There's no escape or salvation. We must try and remain calm even when it is…   Read Story »
Get it? It's a TED Talk about bread. Do you get it? Let me know if you get it. Next year at the TED Conference! (Do you get that one? Let me know if you get that one. It is another Passover…   Read Story »
Diane, preheat the oven to 425 degrees.   Read Story »
Guys, don't talk about people behind their backs! I don't care if you are the KING OF ENGLAND, it's not a nice thing to do*. If you think someone's breath smells, you should be nice and just tell…   Read Story »
Mark Wahlberg and Diddy held a press conference yesterday to announce their new joint business venture: some water. Whoa! Congrats, boys! This is obviously incredible news to everyone in the world…   Read Story »
I don't actually know how anything works, obviously, so I am sure there are probably some very solid theories out there about what is the best way to maintain a civil society, and that this includes…   Read Story »
That's your space dad. Space dad! You're embarrassing me in front of the martians! The fact about why they can't have bread in space because of the crumbs was pretty interesting but also raises the…   Read Story »
Valentine's Day is right around the corner. What are you guys doing for the most wonderful day of the year?!?! Being truly and deeply in love with someone who fate brought into your loving arms, arms…   Read Story »