Historically, in writing Top Chef recaps, I would try and come up with a fun headline. You know, just something kicky and fun. Maybe some wordplay. Maybe a pop culture reference. Something about the…   Read Story »

Date: February 2012 Time: 7:25AM Location: Canada Source: Deadspin Description: Local news woman announces local sausage eating/making competition that she will be judging. (See also:…   Read Story »

Bad news, ladies: Bridget Jones's Diary 3 is facing "prompt delays," whatever that even MEANS. It definitely doesn't sound good. In conclusion: one bowl of cereal, two cups of coffee, a little bit of…   Read Story »

My apologies in advance for how boring and self-serving this first paragraph is going to be, but can I just say that my DVR has not properly recorded an episode of Top Chef in months, which means…   Read Story »

Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it, just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair or two cups of good…   Read Story »

Oh, hey! Remember that mayor from East Haven, Connecticut, who was so racist this week? Joseph Maturo Jr.? Well, that clip when "viral" (CNN's word) and made what had been a small local news story…   Read Story »

Remember when Charlize Theron was on last week? That was so great. I wish she was still here this week. Oh! There she is! Charlize Theron comes into the stew room where everyone is discussing…   Read Story »

At this point it is actually weird when people do the right thing. Must have found some leftover moral code at the bottom of mildewy box in the basement somewhere.   Read Story »

Guys, how intense was Restaurant Wars last week? JK. JK JK. But all the chefs are in the stew room just dealing with it. Muddling through. Can you even--did he really--who do they think--and cetra.…   Read Story »

NOM NOM NOM, right, Brad Pit? NOM NOM NOM.   Read Story »