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Hey kids, are you BORED with your summer vacation? Do you want to get out from inside of your house, away from where you mom can nag you about doing your CHORES? Do you wish you lived in a dystopian,…   Read Story »
Gloria C. Mackenzie, an 84-year-old woman from Zephyrhills, Florida, has just come forward as the winner of the $590 million Powerball lottery -- the largest jackpot in Powerball history. AND HOW WAS…   Read Story »
Everyone needs a job. That's the thing. You know, you write a hugely successful hit when you're 23 and you naively think that that's how it's going to be forever -- you may not have the respect of…   Read Story »
You probably think that life is hard for most people but that it's not that hard for 15-year-old girls who want to dress up like Tinkerbell and go to Disney's Animal Kingdom theme park. Well let me…   Read Story »
You can't just go out and commit the perfect crime. It takes days, weeks, months, maybe years of strategic planning. You have to track people's every day movements until they're more familiar than…   Read Story »
Karen insists that she's not usually like this, and I'm sure that's true. Seems pretty unusual. Headphones UP. I'm assuming the camera cut off right before she was able to rest her case, so…   Read Story »
Dear Clay Duke Surveillance Tape, For those who don't know who/what you are, you are surveillance camera footage from a school board conference room in Panama, Florida, in which a mentally…   Read Story »
WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL DIE? IT IS THE BATTLE OF ALL THE BEES! MILLIONS OF BEES ENTER, ZERO BEES LEAVE. Oh wait. Kind of sad. Oh well. Heaven just got a little more all the bees.   Read Story »
A Florida bomb squad was called in to investigate a suspicious package, only to discover that it was filled with kittens. KABOOM! Can you imagine how great that would be? You're wearing your Hurt…   Read Story »
Nice. I can't wait to meet that special someone and get trapped in a poisonous nightmare of a toxic marriage to a wicked hell beast (female) just so that I can use this guy's services. He seems very…   Read Story »