PUTTING 2009 ON BLAST! Bangs heard this and was like, "fuck." Now would someone please call the brain hospital and find out what time they accept "deliveries"? (Thanks for the tip, Octavis.)   Read Story »

Look, Flavor Flav on TV is like eye sausage. (Eye candy is for baby eyes.) It's satisfying and bad for you, and you do NOT want to know where it comes from. "Well, first we take this drug-riddled,…   Read Story »

After the Real Housewives of New York reunion episode redefined what a reunion episode could be, it's hard not to watch what is generally considered the saddest of sadnesses. Getting the contestants…   Read Story »

So something weird happened during last night's Flavor of Love finale: it actually started mattering who won. For the most part, this was your standard romantic reality show season finale, with an…   Read Story »

Just in case you were not sure whether or not Flavor Flav likes lip gloss, this week's "unseen footage" episode sets the record straight: Shouting out stuff I don't like is my favorite new thing.…   Read Story »

Yesterday we all thought the most exciting thing about July was going to be The Dark Knight. Yesterday we were clowns. The most exciting thing about July is going to be I Love Money. America's…   Read Story »

I was really getting worried about Flavor of Love last night (nullus). It's down to the final three, and by reality TV law, this means there must be one villain and/or sexpot, and one true love…   Read Story »

It's totally possible that if you're on reality TV long enough, your brain chemistry actually changes. Your understanding of reality (there is no spoon) is such that a pair of shoes is by default a…   Read Story »

We're all pretty well-versed in the fakeries of reality TV at this point. It's common knowledge that when an interview segment cuts away to a voice over, the sentence was probably stitched together…   Read Story »