Listen, I get it. There are some days when you wake up and you realize that, for longer than you'd like to admit, you've just been coasting on how cool you are. Sure, you're very cool -- your hair's…   Read Story »

In light of the past couple weeks of GOP debate videos in which faceless strangers hidden in the shadows scream nightmare things about people dying, it is nice to have a reminder that there are still…   Read Story »

Oh, Tommy. Classic Tommy right here. He's not as lived here his whole life as you drunk racial he am! (Thanks for the tip, Dave.)   Read Story »

PFRS is easily and without a doubt the most patriotic and fist to the sky fire restoration team in the biz! I'll tell you this: you may have lost countless irreplaceable items of overwhelming…   Read Story »

After the jump, you can see a video of a naked model's hair catching on fire while she sits in a bathtub at Diddy's album release party (via BuzzFeed, Vulture, Dlisted, 50Cent.livejournal.com,…   Read Story »

The Onion News Network: "We have about 2400 photos of the cigarette falling out of his hand from about 14 different angles. Within moments of the fire breaking out 45 people had called the fire…   Read Story »

A guy "pranked" his friend by lighting a match while his friend was pumping gas, causing a fireball that could have killed a baby, and the prankster to run around on fire for a while. Caught on tape!…   Read Story »

Last week, in talking about the movie Mister Lonely, I referenced my favorite Harmony Korine story: I had a friend of a friend who supposedly hung out with Harmony Korine (doubt it, I'm probably a…   Read Story »