AHHHH! Stop doing that! I hate it! Your face is ugly when you do that to it! If you have to do that with your face, do it on your farm. (Via EverythingIsTerrible.) UPDATE: EverythingIsTerrible's…   Read Story »

Does anyone care that The Happening came out on DVD today? The little movie that couldn't about vengeful plants that caused human suicide seemed vaguely relevant back in June but is totally silly…   Read Story »