Videogum » Escalator http://videogum.com Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:45:19 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 Kyle The Mall Escalator Idiot, You Will Never Have My Permission To Date My Daughter, Ever http://videogum.com/275152/kyle-the-mall-escalator-idiot-you-will-never-have-my-permission-to-date-may-daughter-ever/webjunk/viral-video/ http://videogum.com/275152/kyle-the-mall-escalator-idiot-you-will-never-have-my-permission-to-date-may-daughter-ever/webjunk/viral-video/#comments Fri, 18 Feb 2011 16:45:41 +0000 werttrew http://videogum.com/?p=275152

Sorry Kyle, but you will never have my permission to ever date my as-yet-unborn daughter. I know your type. I bet you comment a lot on YouTube, don’t you? A fan of both Fred AND the Annoying Orange? Love ghost-riding with your friends? No. No, my friend. Besides, you’ll be like 15 years older than she? Don’t be a creep.

P.S. Okay, to be fair, you’re a teenage boy. Teenage boys do stupid things. That’s understandable. Please stop crying. But the answer is still and always will be “no.”

One last question:

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]]> 86 Escalator-Spinning Chick Will Inspire Kids (To Die) http://videogum.com/10645/escalatorspinning_chick_will_i/webjunk/viral-video/ http://videogum.com/10645/escalatorspinning_chick_will_i/webjunk/viral-video/#comments Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:42:46 +0000 Lindsay Robertson It’s all fun and games until someone else tries this woman’s escalator-spinning trick and immediately dies:

Have you watched so much viral video that you were expecting something bad to happen at the end? Until the first imitator gets escalator-owned, it’s probably best to stay away from malls. Not. Even. Joking.

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