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One Flew Over The Razor Scooter’s Nest

Gabe — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 13:30:15 +0000

It’s Kind of a Funny Story trailer, you guys:

This movie (looks to be) a very solid example of how important Fat Cat Hollywood Casting is. Because it actually looks pretty good. I would see this movie. I would watch this movie OF MY OWN FREE WILL, not even as a TORTURE CHAMBER. But it’s easy to imagine it another way. For example: if the troubled teenager was played by Zac Efron and the hospital patient was played by Jack Black and the love interest was played by Selena Gomez*, with a supporting cast of Jeff Dunham and Ant, I would not be as interested in watching it. Or if the troubled teenager was played by Penn Badgley and the hospital patient was played by Brad Garrett and the love interest was Elle Fanning, with a supporting cast of Carlos Mencia and Joe Rogan, I would not be as interested in watching it. Please feel free to make up your own nightmare cast for the independent dramedy It’s Kind Of A Funny Story. It should take you approximately all morning. In any case, it’s just nice to finally see a movie that reminds us how hard it is to be white and upper middle-class. It’s life, jump into life.

*Just kidding! I don’t know who Selena Gomez is. What do I look like, someone in JAIL?

Teen Korner: This Week On A Very Special Episode Of Chace Crawford’s Twelve Trailer

Gabe — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 18:30:55 +0000

Wasssssssup!

Listen up, dudes who recognize that there is no single definition of masculinity but rather an infinite variation based on each man’s personal definition of what it means to him, and young women who would rather put pictures up of iconic heroes than teen idols in their locker, today I want to rap at you about the dangers of drug use. Whopper Jr! By now you have probably noticed that all of your peers are doing drugs, and you’re probably pretty scared and confused. Well, you should be! Doing drugs in high school is the number one cause of permanent homelessness.

Of course, you don’t have to take my word for it, and I know that you won’t, because you are your own person, and you don’t let anyone tell you what to do. You make up your own mind! GIRL POWER! But if you don’t want to listen to me, maybe you will listen to the story of a little someone I like to call Chace Crawford, in the trailer for his new movie, Twelve? I thought so.

The Valentine’s Day Trailer May Surprise You

Gabe — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 16:25:12 +0000

Valentine’s Day is a romantic comedy about Valentine’s Day, coming out next Valentine’s Day. It’s actually kind of weird that it will not be until the year 2010 that someone makes a romantic comedy about Valentine’s Day called Valentine’s Day and releases it on Valentine’s Day. In any case, for the most part it looks like a pretty generic, dull affair. It features an ensemble cast including Julia Roberts, Jennifer Garner, Anne Hathaway, Topher Grace, Ashton Kutcher, Bradley Cooper, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Eric Dane, Emma Roberts, and Patrick Dempsey. And at first glance there doesn’t appear to be anything particularly clever or surprising about it. But I have a feeling this one is going to be a little different than your standard by-the-numbers rom-com. I think you’ll see what I mean when you watch the teaser trailer after the jump: