Obviously none of us are fans of watching eating contests, right? Like, even when it's not the hot dog contest on TV or a pie eating contest at the local fair or whatever and instead it's just our…   Read Story »

For years, the lower classes have enjoyed eating contests with foods such as hot dogs, pies, probably White Castle hamburgers, probably lard, etc., as members of the upper class watched from the…   Read Story »

Did you eat hot dogs yesterday? Well, you did not eat enough hot dogs. You might as well have not eaten any at all if you're not going to really TRY. Joey Chestnut tried. Joey Chestnut tried and…   Read Story »

What a delicious battle. FINISH THEM! (The pints of ice cream. Finish the pints of ice cream!)   Read Story »